19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

[kyoko]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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Hope you all enjoy ;D

[CrazieGrafix]

When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

LMAO i love this one

[Samurai's Wolf]

*falls off chair laughing* That's all I can say right now.

But what about some of us that go to actual school, eh, Kyoko?

FROM ME:
1) When coming back from a walk where there's tons of birds (especially in my area where there's tons of crows and ravens), run screaming, at the top of your lungs, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE BIRDS!!!" (You'd only get it if you know about the movie.)

2) When your friend's running in say, a race, and their last, scream at the top of you lungs (which is really loud if your like me), "RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! 'CAUSE IT DOES!"

XDD I probably could come up with better ones, but it's 6:53 in the morning.